Hotel bathrooms.

I understand this may be a touch inappropriate but it has to be said. If your ever running around town or otherwise away from your favorite seat in the house, and you have to throw down the ol' "Bent Getty" or some know it as the "Dalton Steamer". May I suggest instead of that nasty ass gas station or your local Denny's which are just like a gas station but with wait service. Check out a hotel in the area if you can. While I'm not going to book a $260 room just to take a shit, I find there common area restrooms are usually pretty clean. I prefer to use my own toilet, but I have to say I've "Poached" the JW Marriott a couple of times and have to say its quite nice. Nice marble bathrooms with full length doors and walls giving it a comfortable feel when you have to be away from home. Please do not abuse this privilege as it is one of the last bastions of civilized toilets away from the cave. The secret is to walk in like you belong there, head to the 2nd floor take care of business and head out the back door. Enjoy.

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What the fuck was this guy thinking?