REI wannabe

As I sit here waiting for another mind-numbing flight, I again find myself doing one of my favorite things. People watching. The ones that never stop amazing me are the REI wannabe crowd. Example, this older woman just walked by with her faux running pants, long sleeve moisture whisking shirt, running shoes and Mt. Everest ready back pack. She commenced to doing approx. 6 half ass push ups and finished with cross-overs on the moving walkway. Give me a break, these are the last people on earth who would actually use these items for what they were designed to do. If you wear this shit in a airport odds are you are poser who is probably looking for other posers to commiserate with. They can share their bullshit stories of how they climbed a Colorado fourteener 10 years ago but haven't climbed one since do to fibromyalgia. By the way is fibromyalgia real?