What are they thinking

I thought I had seen it all but if I had I guess writing this blog would be pretty useless. Now that I think about it this blog is pretty useless. Anyway, as I head into take a leak before catching my flight I walk past this fucking guy looking at a pie chart on his laptop while taking a piss. Let's review, now I've seen people checking out there phone while taking a piss but not a full blown laptop. How fucking important is this guy, well he could be some corporate raider, he could be getting the latest formulas in the cure for cancer or he is reviewing the latest nuclear launch codes. All possible but highly unlikely. Look if it's that important don't take a piss, if it can wait then wait for god sake. Word to the wise when you're taking a piss while staring at a laptop you look like an idiot.