Drunk business people

I've had a few cocktails and I'm laughing my ass off so if my punctuation, grammar and spelling are a little worse than usual, please forgive me. I'm sitting at the bar of an unnamed Newark airport hotel and I'm next to two of the funniest people I've ever seen. Now, they are not funny in the way 96% of the earths population would consider funny. They are funny in the drunk man/woman "sexual tension" between them business people sitting at a bar getting shit faced talking shit about co-workers funny. The guy has a fucking lisp, which is killing me, I'm trying to keep my composure but it's fucking hilarious. Anyway, the point of this blog is more primitive. The woman actually said a co-worker was doing "something stupid" and said she "threatened her" with a e-mail. As a person who has read the "Gates of Fire" and "Pope Joan" I find it hard to get the "I threatened her with an e-mail" comment. Back in the day it didn't even take somebody talking shit for someone to put a blade to your ass or throw you in a fucking dungeon. I guess the point of this blog is how times have changed, whether you think it's better or not is your own personal perspective. I have to be fair, who of us hasn't been down this road, who hasn't thrown a few back with a colleague and let some loose shit talking fly. If you say you haven't you're either full of shit, or have never been employed. I'm rambling now so I guess I should conclude this blog, but I wish these two would go fuck so I could have my last beer in peace.