Airport restrooms

While these disgusting petri dishes are a necessary evil, I don't think they need to smell like the only Porta-John at the county tractor pull. For example Denver International airport, the newest airport in the U.S. has one of the smelliest restrooms In the country. Why? It's not like this is Somalia, I can't figure out why they can't put in more fart sniffers and scent sprayers. This is a problem, and one that could be avoided. I understand the herds of nasty fuckers that have to take care of business can be overwhelming but this is America, we put a man on the moon for fuck sake. There is no reason we can't make a restroom in a airport smell a little bit better. While DIA is not the only smelly restroom hub, it is also lacking what Detroit and Chicago have figured out. The full length shitter. The ones that go almost to the floor, the ones that keep toe tapping, wide stance, three point taking a shit Senators from accosting unsuspecting stall users. Yes a modern society at times does not seem so modern. So I say stand up and demand a clean smelling, Wide stance Senator free facility in U.S. airports, we pay enough in taxes to demand such a little piece of humanity.